Reviews
Last Update: 24 Mar 2025
Now Playing Best 1% Top 10% Top 25% Interesting: Good Interesting: Bad
I have set out to review everything that has been significant to my limited experience here on earth. After years of frustration with five-star or four-star systems, I have developed a flexible system that allows me to quickly rank my experiences. I now choose which items belong in the top 25%, 10%, or best 1% of its type. The more I've experienced, the more I can promote to the high echelons of the form.
I digress! In case there's a fire during tonight's performance, the exits are to the Far Left, and please remember - there is no smoking allowed in the theatre. Enjoy the show!
I have reviewed: 10 Books, 3 Live Performances, 227 Movies, 49 Music Projects, 38 Podcasts, 13 RPG Products, 10 Software Programs, 68 Tabletop Games, 78 Television Programs, 55 Theme Park Attractions, and 169 Video Games.
Now Playing
- π
Project Hail Mary: Chapter 30 of 30.β - π Devil in the 19th Century: Page xxix of 456.
- πΏ Nope: 1.5 hours of 2.5 hours.
- πΊ Watchmen (2019) (rewatch): Episode 6 of 9.
- πΊ Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2024): Episode 1 of 10.
- πΊ Severance S02: Episode 0 of 9.
Best 1%
The best of the best.
- π Card Golf (52 cards)
- πΉοΈ Dance Central 3 (2012)
- πΏ Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
- πΊ Exandria Unlimited S03 Calamity (2022)
- π² For the Queen
- π Going Postal (Terry Pratchett) (2004)
- π Hamilton
- πΏ Hundreds of Beavers (2024)
- π’ Iron Gwazi (Busch Gardens: Tampa) (2022)
- π Joy Williams (Live)
- π Manifold
- ποΈ Midst (2020-2024)
- πΉοΈ Return of the Obra Dinn
- πΏ RRR (2022)
- πΉοΈ Snakebird (2015)
- πΏ Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
- πΊ Yellow/Gold (The Spring Standards)
Top 10%
- πΊ 12:00 (Isosine) (2015)
- πΉοΈ 7 Billion Humans
- πΉοΈ A Good Snowman Is Hard To Build
- πΊ "And When the Sky Was Opened" (The Twilight Zone S01E11)
- πΏ Arrival (2016)
- πΊ Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-2008)
- πΊ Badlands (Halsey)
- πΉοΈ Braid
- ποΈ Breaking Mayberry
- πΉοΈ Burnout 3: Takedown
- ποΈ Campaign: Skyjacks
- πΊ Chernobyl
- πΊ Columbo
- πΉοΈ Dredge (2023)
- πΏ Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
- πΉοΈ Factorio
- π Flash Point: Fire Rescue
- π² Flee, Mortals! (MDCM)
- πΊ Gamechanger
- π’ Griffon (Busch Gardens: Williamsburg) (2007)
- πΉοΈ Hades
- πΉοΈ Her Story
- πΏ How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
- πΏ Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
- πΊ Just This EP (Birdtalker)
- π² Kenku FM (RPG)
- πΏ Knives Out (2019)
- πΏ Labyrinth (1986)
- πΉοΈ Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
- πΊ Let Live & Let Ghosts (Jukebox the Ghost)
- π Lords of Waterdeep
- π Love Letter (2016)
- πΏ Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
- π’ Millennium Force (Cedar Point) (2000)
- πΏ Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)
- π² Monstrous Menagerie (Paul Hughes)
- πΏ Moon (2009)
- πΉοΈ Nidhogg
- π’ Nitro (Six Flags: Great Adventure) (2001)
- π Patchwork
- πΉοΈ Patrick's Parabox
- πΉοΈ Portal
- πΏ Princess Mononoke (1997)
- ποΈ Radiolab Presents: More Perfect
- π’ Raptor (Cedar Point) (1994)
- π Secret Hitler
- π Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective (The Thames Murders)
- π² Sly Flourish (Mike Shea)
- πΉοΈ Stephen's Sausage Roll
- π’ Talon (Dorney Park) (2001)
- πΏ The Big Short
- π The Crystal Shard (R. A. Salvatore) (1988)
- πΏ The Dark Knight (2008)
- πΏ The Departed (2006)
- πΉοΈ The Flame in the Flood
- πΏ The Game (1997)
- πΏ The Imposter (2012)
- πΊ The Jinx S02 (2024)
- πΉοΈ The Last Clockwinder (VR)
- πΏ The Matrix (1999)
- ποΈ the memory palace
- πΏ The Prestige (2006)
- πΏ The Social Network (2010)
- πΏ The Thing (1982)
- π’ Tigris (Busch Gardens: Tampa) (2019)
- πΊ Under the Banner of Heaven (2022)
- π Understanding Comics (Scott McCloud) (1994)
- πΊ Venus (Joy Williams)
- πΊ Watchmen S01
- πΏ When Marnie Was There (2014)
- πΏ Where to Invade Next (2015)
- πΏ Wolf Children
- πΉοΈ Zip-Zap (mobile)
Top 25%
- π A Dance with Dragons (George R. R. Martin) (2011)
- πΉοΈ A Fishermanβs Tale
- πΉοΈ A Short Hike
- πΊ A/B (Kaleo)
- πΉοΈ Acron (VR)
- πΏ Alphane - Mellow Climbing (2022)
- πΏ Annihilation (2018)
- πΏ Ant-Man (2015)
- πΏ Asteroid City (2023)
- πΏ Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
- πΏ Baby Driver (2017)
- πΏ BΔhubali 2: The Conclusion (2017)
- πΏ BΔhubali: The Beginning (2015)
- πΊ Beast Epic (Iron & Wine)
- πΉοΈ Beat Saber (VR)
- πΊ "Beyond the Sea" (Black Mirror S06E03) (2023)
- π’ Big Bad Wolf (Busch Gardens: Williamsburg) (1984)
- πΏ Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014)
- πΊ "Blink" (Doctor Who S03E10)
- πΏ Bo Burnham: Inside (2021)
- πΏ Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes (2022)
- π Braiding Sweetgrass (Robin Wall Kimmerer) (2015)
- πΊ Breaking Bad (2013)
- πΊ Breath of the Wild OST
- πΏ Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
- πΉοΈ Celeste
- π’ Cheetah Hunt (Busch Gardens: Tampa) (2011)
- πΊ Chillhop Essentials Playlists
- π Clusterfuck
- πΉοΈ Cobble Clicker (Minecraft: Java) (2019)
- πΏ Conclave (2024)
- π’ Coney Island Cyclone (Coney Island) (1927)
- ποΈ Crimetown S01
- πΊ Criminal: United Kingdom
- πΉοΈ Danteβs Inferno (2010)
- πΏ Deadpool (2016)
- π Deception: Murder in Hong Kong
- πΉοΈ Deep Rock Galactic
- πΏ Derek DelGaudio's In & of Itself (2021)
- πΊ Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City
- πΏ Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
- π Dustbiters
- πΊ evermore. (Taylor Swift)
- πΏ Ex Machina (2015)
- πΏ Fight Club (1999)
- πΊ Firefly
- πΉοΈ Firewatch
- π Flamme Rouge
- π’ Flying Turns (Knoebels) (2013)
- π² Forge of Foes (Sly Flourish)
- πΏ Free Solo (2018)
- πΏ Game Night (2018)
- π’ Gemini (Backwards) (Cedar Point) (1978)
- πΏ Get Out (2017)
- πΊ Ghost Files (2022-)
- πΏ Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
- πΊ Good Omens S01 (2019)
- πΏ Good Will Hunting (1997)
- π’ Great Bear (Hersheypark) (1998)
- π’ Great Nor'Easter (Wildwood) (1995)
- πΉοΈ Gunpoint
- πΊ Hamilton (Original Cast)
- π Hanabi
- πΉοΈ Heavenly Bodies
- πΊ Helluva Boss S01 (2021)
- πΊ Helluva Boss S02 (2024)
- πΏ Heretic (2024)
- π² Honey Heist (Grant Howitt) (2018)
- π Hues and Cues
- πΉοΈ Human Resource Machine
- πΉοΈ ibb & obb
- π Incan Gold
- π’ Incredible Hulk (Universal Studios: Islands of Adventure) (1999)
- πΏ Indie Game: The Movie
- πΏ Inglourious Basterds (2009)
- πΉοΈ Inscryption
- πΏ Inside Out (2015)
- πΏ Iron Man (2008)
- πΏ Isle of Dogs (2018)
- π’ Journey to Atlantis (SeaWorld) (1998)
- πΏ Jungle Cruise (2021)
- πΉοΈ Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
- πΏ Klaus (2019)
- π’ Kumba (Busch Gardens: Tampa) (1993)
- πΏ La La Land
- πΏ Lady Bird (2017)
- π² Lasers and Feelings
- πΏ Late Night with the Devil (2024)
- πΉοΈ Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
- πΏ Lightyear (2022)
- πΉοΈ Limbo
- πΉοΈ Linelight
- πΊ Lost on You (LP)
- πΊ Lucifer (2016-2021)
- πΏ Mars Express (2023)
- πΊ Mashup Manifesto V (Isosine)
- πΏ Memento (2001)
- πΉοΈ Monaco
- π Monikers
- π Mountain Goats
- πΉοΈ Myst
- πΉοΈ Night In The Woods
- πΊ Nivalis (ΓrstΓΓ°ir)
- πΊ One (Birdtalker)
- πΉοΈ OpenRCT2 (2014)
- πΉοΈ Osmos
- πΊ Over the Garden Wall
- πΊ Paper Crown EP (Ballroom Thieves)
- πΉοΈ Papers, Please (2013)
- π Pirateer
- πΏ Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
- πΉοΈ Pistol Whip (VR)
- πΊ Poker Face S01
- πΉοΈ Portal 2
- π² Rime of the Frostmaiden (WotC)
- πΏ Rise of the Guardians (2012)
- πΉοΈ Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 (2002)
- πΊ "San Junipero" (Black Mirror S03E04) (2016)
- π Santorini
- πΊ Save Rock and Roll (Fall Out Boy)
- ποΈ Science VS
- πΏ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
- ποΈ Serial S01
- πΏ Shaun of the Dead (2004)
- ποΈ Shut Up & Sit Down
- π Skull
- π’ Skull Mountain (Six Flags: Great Adventure) (1996)
- ποΈ Somebody Knows Something
- πΉοΈ SpaceChem
- πΉοΈ Speedrunners
- πΉοΈ Starwhal (2014)
- π’ Steel Force (Dorney Park) (1997)
- πΉοΈ Super Meat Boy
- π Sushi Go Party
- πΏ Swiss Army Man (2016)
- πΊ Ted Lasso (2020-2023)
- πΉοΈ Thank Goodness You're Here
- πΉοΈ Tharsis
- πΊ The Bear S01-S02 (2023)
- πΊ The Flame in the Flood (Chuck Ragan)
- πΏ The Hurt Locker (2009)
- ποΈ The Impact (Vox)
- πΊ The Jinx S01
- πΊ "The Original" (Westworld S01E01)
- πΏ The Prince of Egypt (1998)
- π The Resistance
- πΏ The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
- πΉοΈ The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe
- πΉοΈ The Swapper
- πΏ The Truman Show (1998)
- πΉοΈ The Witness (2016)
- π’ Timber Ripper (Okemo, VT) (2010)
- π’ Top Thrill Dragster (Cedar Point) (2003)
- πΉοΈ Towerfall
- πΉοΈ Trailmakers
- π Treasure Island
- πΏ Tremors (1990)
- π Trio
- πΉοΈ Triple Agent (mobile)
- πΊ True Detective S01 (2014)
- πΉοΈ Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
- πΏ Up (2009)
- πΏ V for Vendetta (2006)
- πΉοΈ Viscera Cleanup Detail
- π Wavelength
- πΉοΈ We Were Here (Series)
- πΏ What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
- πΏ Your Name. (2016)
Interesting: Good
A list of things I enjoyed and recommend, against the popular impression.
- πΉοΈ Danteβs Inferno (2010)
- πΉοΈ Prognostic
Interesting: Bad
A list of things I did not enjoy, despite popular impression.
- πΏ Elf (2003)
- πΊ "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" (The Twilight Zone S05E03) (1963)
- πΉοΈ Stoneblock 3 (Minecraft: Bedrock) (2022)
- πΏ The Shining (1980)
- πΉοΈ The Talos Principle
- πΉοΈ Thomas Was Alone