Reviews
Last Update: 11 Mar 2025
Now Playing Best 1% Top 10% Top 25% Interesting: Good Interesting: Bad
I have set out to review everything that has been significant to my limited experience here on earth. After years of frustration with five-star or four-star systems, I have developed a flexible system that allows me to quickly rank my experiences. I now choose which items belong in the top 25%, 10%, or best 1% of its type. The more I've experienced, the more I can promote to the high echelons of the form.
I digress! In case there's a fire during tonight's performance, the exits are to the Far Left, and please remember - there is no smoking allowed in the theatre. Enjoy the show!
I have reviewed: 9 Books, 3 Foods, 3 Live Performances, 227 Movies, 49 Music Projects, 4 Must Buys, 38 Podcasts, 13 RPG Products, 10 Software Programs, 68 Tabletop Games, 77 Television Programs, 55 Theme Park Attractions, and 169 Video Games.
Now Playing
- π Project Hail Mary: Chapter 20 of 30.
- πΊ Severance S02: Episode 0 of 9.
- πΏ Nope: 1.5 hours of 2.5 hours.
- πΊ Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2024): Episode 1 of 10.
- π Devil in the 19th Century: Page 0 of TBD.
Best 1%
The best of the best.
- π Black-Eyed Susan Spice Co. hot sauces (2017)
- π Card Golf (52 cards)
- πΉοΈ Dance Central 3 (2012)
- πΏ Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
- πΊ Exandria Unlimited S03 Calamity (2022)
- π² For the Queen
- π Going Postal (Terry Pratchett) (2004)
- π Hamilton
- πΏ Hundreds of Beavers (2024)
- πͺ Indoor Rock Climbing (1939)
- π’ Iron Gwazi (Busch Gardens: Tampa) (2022)
- π Joy Williams (Live)
- π Manifold
- ποΈ Midst (2020-2024)
- πΉοΈ Return of the Obra Dinn
- πΏ RRR (2022)
- πΉοΈ Snakebird (2015)
- πΏ Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
- πΊ Yellow/Gold (The Spring Standards)
Top 10%
- πΊ 12:00 (Isosine) (2015)
- πΉοΈ 7 Billion Humans
- πΉοΈ A Good Snowman Is Hard To Build
- πΊ "And When the Sky Was Opened" (The Twilight Zone S01E11)
- πΏ Arrival (2016)
- πΊ Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-2008)
- πΊ Badlands (Halsey)
- πͺ Bird Watching (150 million BCE)
- πΉοΈ Braid
- ποΈ Breaking Mayberry
- πΉοΈ Burnout 3: Takedown
- ποΈ Campaign: Skyjacks
- πΊ Chernobyl
- πΊ Columbo
- πΉοΈ Dredge (2023)
- πΏ Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
- πΉοΈ Factorio
- π Flash Point: Fire Rescue
- π² Flee, Mortals! (MDCM)
- πΊ Gamechanger
- π’ Griffon (Busch Gardens: Williamsburg) (2007)
- πΉοΈ Hades
- πΉοΈ Her Story
- πΏ How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
- πΏ Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
- πΊ Just This EP (Birdtalker)
- π² Kenku FM (RPG)
- πΏ Knives Out (2019)
- πΏ Labyrinth (1986)
- πΉοΈ Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
- πΊ Let Live & Let Ghosts (Jukebox the Ghost)
- π Lords of Waterdeep
- π Love Letter (2016)
- πΏ Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
- π’ Millennium Force (Cedar Point) (2000)
- πΏ Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)
- π² Monstrous Menagerie (Paul Hughes)
- πΏ Moon (2009)
- πΉοΈ Nidhogg
- π’ Nitro (Six Flags: Great Adventure) (2001)
- π Patchwork
- πΉοΈ Patrick's Parabox
- πΉοΈ Portal
- πΏ Princess Mononoke (1997)
- ποΈ Radiolab Presents: More Perfect
- π’ Raptor (Cedar Point) (1994)
- π Secret Hitler
- π Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective (The Thames Murders)
- π² Sly Flourish (Mike Shea)
- πΉοΈ Stephen's Sausage Roll
- π’ Talon (Dorney Park) (2001)
- πΏ The Big Short
- π The Crystal Shard (R. A. Salvatore) (1988)
- πΏ The Dark Knight (2008)
- πΏ The Departed (2006)
- πΉοΈ The Flame in the Flood
- πΏ The Game (1997)
- πΏ The Imposter (2012)
- πΊ The Jinx S02 (2024)
- πΉοΈ The Last Clockwinder (VR)
- πΏ The Matrix (1999)
- ποΈ the memory palace
- πΏ The Prestige (2006)
- πΏ The Social Network (2010)
- πΏ The Thing (1982)
- π’ Tigris (Busch Gardens: Tampa) (2019)
- πΊ Under the Banner of Heaven (2022)
- π Understanding Comics (Scott McCloud) (1994)
- πΊ Venus (Joy Williams)
- πΊ Watchmen S01
- πΏ When Marnie Was There (2014)
- πΏ Where to Invade Next (2015)
- πΏ Wolf Children
- πΉοΈ Zip-Zap (mobile)
Top 25%
- π A Dance with Dragons (George R. R. Martin) (2011)
- πΉοΈ A Fishermanβs Tale
- πΉοΈ A Short Hike
- πΊ A/B (Kaleo)
- πΉοΈ Acron (VR)
- πΏ Alphane - Mellow Climbing (2022)
- πΏ Annihilation (2018)
- πΏ Ant-Man (2015)
- πΏ Asteroid City (2023)
- πΏ Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
- πΏ Baby Driver (2017)
- πΏ BΔhubali 2: The Conclusion (2017)
- πΏ BΔhubali: The Beginning (2015)
- πΊ Beast Epic (Iron & Wine)
- πΉοΈ Beat Saber (VR)
- πΊ "Beyond the Sea" (Black Mirror S06E03) (2023)
- π’ Big Bad Wolf (Busch Gardens: Williamsburg) (1984)
- πΏ Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014)
- πΊ "Blink" (Doctor Who S03E10)
- πΏ Bo Burnham: Inside (2021)
- πΏ Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes (2022)
- π Braiding Sweetgrass (Robin Wall Kimmerer) (2015)
- πΊ Breaking Bad (2013)
- πΊ Breath of the Wild OST
- πΏ Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
- πΉοΈ Celeste
- π’ Cheetah Hunt (Busch Gardens: Tampa) (2011)
- πΊ Chillhop Essentials Playlists
- π Clusterfuck
- πΉοΈ Cobble Clicker (Minecraft: Java) (2019)
- πΏ Conclave (2024)
- π’ Coney Island Cyclone (Coney Island) (1927)
- ποΈ Crimetown S01
- πΊ Criminal: United Kingdom
- πΉοΈ Danteβs Inferno (2010)
- πΏ Deadpool (2016)
- π Deception: Murder in Hong Kong
- πΉοΈ Deep Rock Galactic
- πΏ Derek DelGaudio's In & of Itself (2021)
- πΊ Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City
- πΏ Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
- π Dustbiters
- πΊ evermore. (Taylor Swift)
- πΏ Ex Machina (2015)
- πΏ Fight Club (1999)
- πΊ Firefly
- πΉοΈ Firewatch
- π Flamme Rouge
- π’ Flying Turns (Knoebels) (2013)
- π² Forge of Foes (Sly Flourish)
- πΏ Free Solo (2018)
- πΏ Game Night (2018)
- π’ Gemini (Backwards) (Cedar Point) (1978)
- πΏ Get Out (2017)
- πΊ Ghost Files (2022-)
- πΏ Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
- πΊ Good Omens S01 (2019)
- πΏ Good Will Hunting (1997)
- π’ Great Bear (Hersheypark) (1998)
- π’ Great Nor'Easter (Wildwood) (1995)
- πΉοΈ Gunpoint
- πΊ Hamilton (Original Cast)
- π Hanabi
- πΉοΈ Heavenly Bodies
- πΊ Helluva Boss S01 (2021)
- πΊ Helluva Boss S02 (2024)
- πΏ Heretic (2024)
- π² Honey Heist (Grant Howitt) (2018)
- π Hues and Cues
- πΉοΈ Human Resource Machine
- πΉοΈ ibb & obb
- π Incan Gold
- π’ Incredible Hulk (Universal Studios: Islands of Adventure) (1999)
- πΏ Indie Game: The Movie
- πΏ Inglourious Basterds (2009)
- πΉοΈ Inscryption
- πΏ Inside Out (2015)
- πΏ Iron Man (2008)
- πΏ Isle of Dogs (2018)
- π’ Journey to Atlantis (SeaWorld) (1998)
- πΏ Jungle Cruise (2021)
- πΉοΈ Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
- πΏ Klaus (2019)
- π’ Kumba (Busch Gardens: Tampa) (1993)
- πΏ La La Land
- πΏ Lady Bird (2017)
- π² Lasers and Feelings
- πΏ Late Night with the Devil (2024)
- πΉοΈ Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
- πΏ Lightyear (2022)
- πΉοΈ Limbo
- πΉοΈ Linelight
- πΊ Lost on You (LP)
- πΊ Lucifer (2016-2021)
- πΏ Mars Express (2023)
- πΊ Mashup Manifesto V (Isosine)
- πΏ Memento (2001)
- πΉοΈ Monaco
- π Monikers
- π Mountain Goats
- πΉοΈ Myst
- πΉοΈ Night In The Woods
- πΊ Nivalis (ΓrstΓΓ°ir)
- πΊ One (Birdtalker)
- πΉοΈ OpenRCT2 (2014)
- πΉοΈ Osmos
- πΊ Over the Garden Wall
- πΊ Paper Crown EP (Ballroom Thieves)
- πΉοΈ Papers, Please (2013)
- π Pirateer
- πΏ Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
- πΉοΈ Pistol Whip (VR)
- πΊ Poker Face S01
- πΉοΈ Portal 2
- π² Rime of the Frostmaiden (WotC)
- πΏ Rise of the Guardians (2012)
- πΉοΈ Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 (2002)
- πΊ "San Junipero" (Black Mirror S03E04) (2016)
- π Santorini
- πΊ Save Rock and Roll (Fall Out Boy)
- ποΈ Science VS
- πΏ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
- ποΈ Serial S01
- πΏ Shaun of the Dead (2004)
- ποΈ Shut Up & Sit Down
- π Skull
- π’ Skull Mountain (Six Flags: Great Adventure) (1996)
- ποΈ Somebody Knows Something
- πΉοΈ SpaceChem
- πΉοΈ Speedrunners
- πΉοΈ Starwhal (2014)
- π’ Steel Force (Dorney Park) (1997)
- πΉοΈ Super Meat Boy
- π Sushi Go Party
- πΏ Swiss Army Man (2016)
- πΊ Ted Lasso (2020-2023)
- πΉοΈ Thank Goodness You're Here
- πΉοΈ Tharsis
- πΊ The Bear S01-S02 (2023)
- πΊ The Flame in the Flood (Chuck Ragan)
- πΏ The Hurt Locker (2009)
- ποΈ The Impact (Vox)
- πΊ The Jinx S01
- πΊ "The Original" (Westworld S01E01)
- πΏ The Prince of Egypt (1998)
- π The Resistance
- πΏ The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
- πΉοΈ The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe
- πΉοΈ The Swapper
- πΏ The Truman Show (1998)
- πΉοΈ The Witness (2016)
- π’ Timber Ripper (Okemo, VT) (2010)
- π’ Top Thrill Dragster (Cedar Point) (2003)
- πΉοΈ Towerfall
- πΉοΈ Trailmakers
- π Treasure Island
- πΏ Tremors (1990)
- π Trio
- πΉοΈ Triple Agent (mobile)
- πΊ True Detective S01 (2014)
- πΉοΈ Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
- πΏ Up (2009)
- πΏ V for Vendetta (2006)
- πΉοΈ Viscera Cleanup Detail
- π Wavelength
- πΉοΈ We Were Here (Series)
- πΏ What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
- πΏ Your Name. (2016)
Interesting: Good
A list of things I enjoyed and recommend, against the popular impression.
- πΉοΈ Danteβs Inferno (2010)
- πΉοΈ Prognostic
Interesting: Bad
A list of things I did not enjoy, despite popular impression.
- πΏ Elf (2003)
- πΊ "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" (The Twilight Zone S05E03) (1963)
- πΉοΈ Stoneblock 3 (Minecraft: Bedrock) (2022)
- πΏ The Shining (1980)
- πΉοΈ The Talos Principle
- πΉοΈ Thomas Was Alone